I thought I’d share something I find funny. I was looking through my statistics for the site at Google Analytics, and I looked through what kind of searches people had made in search engines to find this site. Some of them were pretty boring and probably led people in the right direction, but I must say that I think that the majority of visitors from search engines get something quite different from what they were looking for when they find this site.

I think that this is mainly because I mention “big boobs” several times in texts about the site. Of course I mention it in sentences like “big boobs aren’t important” and I don’t think that’s the kind of sentiment that the people who actually search for things like “big boobs” are after. And people search about stuff like that a lot…

Here are some of my favorite searches that led people to this site:

Two searches that comprise a surprising large amount of my total search engine traffic are big boofs and big bools. Are they simple misspellings, or are people actually searching for unusually well-endowed boofs and bools? The world may never know.

Another couple of examples from the misspelling-genre are girls that have very very big boods and big boods are sexy. And maybe big boods really are sexy; I just don’t know what they are.

buxom vixens, girls with big boobs and girls with really big boobs are search terms that rank high on the list too, and I’m afraid that the people searching for buxom women are often sorely disappointed when they get to this site.

nerdy girls with big boobs, intelligent girls with big boobs, nerdy big boobed women and huge boob nerd girl are also on the list, and at least they are closer to the actual content of the site.

The person searching for girls with big stupid “brains” probably didn’t find what he was looking for here though.

“linguistics and sex” was a bit of a surprise, but apparently someone out there felt the need to search for it.

xkcd boob physics is a favorite, and it really sounds like a comic that might have actually appeared on xkcd, even though I can’t recall if that’s true at the moment.

how to draw xkcd was kind of entertaining too. I wonder if someone really needs a tutorial on how to draw simple stick figures?

I have no idea what the person searching for simon singh boob was after and I hope I never find out.

Someone searched for the big book of boobs. I wonder if it exists. No, seriously, does it exist? I need to go check Amazon after this.

There is a very disturbing amount of searches from people interested in Princess Peach’s bust. Among them are: princess peach boobs, princess peach’s big boobs, princess peach’s breasts and my favorite: princess peach’s big boobs video.

And searching for boob videos of video game characters isn’t an isolated incident, apparently. There is also a search for alyx vance’s boobs video. Oh, and someone searched for alyx huge boobs too, but I’m guessing the person in question might have been looking for some other Alyx, since huge boobs isn’t something that is generally associated with Alyx Vance.

There’s a whole range of people searching for webomic-related things. Searches like boob filled webcomic, bimbo webcomics, webcomic boobs big and webcomic with big boobs probably didn’t garner the desired result if they lead people here. Someone else searched for drawings of girls with big boobs which seems to be an example of setting the bar a bit low, considering how many actual photographs of that nature that are available on the Internet.

Someone also searched for webcomics of girls with penises, and I’m sorry that I have to disappoint in that department too.

Some Star Wars-fans with an appreciation for large busts have also appeared. Among their searches were big boobed padme amidala, leia organas boobs and princess leia with big boobs.

I think it’s really amusing to check what people have been searching for to reach a site. It is fun to see how often people seem to be guided in the wrong direction, finding sites that may be polar opposites to the things that they wanted to find. And of course it’s also fun simply because some people do some really strange searches.