Girls with Big Books

I thought I’d share something I find funny. I was looking through my statistics for the site at Google Analytics, and I looked through what kind of searches people had made in search engines to find this site. Some of them were pretty boring and probably led people in the right direction, but I must say that I think that the majority of visitors from search engines get something quite different from what they were looking for when they find this site.

I think that this is mainly because I mention “big boobs” several times in texts about the site. Of course I mention it in sentences like “big boobs aren’t important” and I don’t think that’s the kind of sentiment that the people who actually search for things like “big boobs” are after. And people search about stuff like that a lot…

Here are some of my favorite searches that led people to this site:

Two searches that comprise a surprisingly large amount of my total search engine traffic are big boofs and big bools. Are they simple misspellings, or are people actually searching for unusually well-endowed boofs and bools? The world may never know.

Another couple of examples from the misspelling-genre are girls that have very very big boods and big boods are sexy. And maybe big boods really are sexy; I just don’t know what they are.

buxom vixens, girls with big boobs and girls with really big boobs are search terms that rank high on the list too, and I’m afraid that the people searching for buxom women are often sorely disappointed when they get to this site.

nerdy girls with big boobs, intelligent girls with big boobs, nerdy big boobed women and huge boob nerd girl are also on the list, and at least they are closer to the actual content of the site.

The person searching for girls with big stupid “brains” probably didn’t find what he was looking for here though.

“linguistics and sex” was a bit of a surprise, but apparently someone out there felt the need to search for it.

xkcd boob physics is a favorite, and it really sounds like a comic that might have actually appeared on xkcd, even though I can’t recall if that’s true at the moment.

how to draw xkcd was kind of entertaining too. I wonder if someone really needs a tutorial on how to draw simple stick figures?

I have no idea what the person searching for simon singh boob was after and I hope I never find out.

Someone searched for the big book of boobs. I wonder if it exists. No, seriously, does it exist? I need to go check Amazon after this.

There is a very disturbing amount of searches from people interested in Princess Peach’s bust. Among them are: princess peach boobs, princess peach’s big boobs, princess peach’s breasts and my favorite: princess peach’s big boobs video.

And searching for boob videos of video game characters isn’t an isolated incident, apparently. There is also a search for alyx vance’s boobs video. Oh, and someone searched for alyx huge boobs too, but I’m guessing the person in question might have been looking for some other Alyx, since huge boobs isn’t something that is generally associated with Alyx Vance.

There’s a whole range of people searching for webomic-related things. Searches like boob filled webcomic, bimbo webcomics, webcomic boobs big and webcomic with big boobs probably didn’t garner the desired result if they lead people here. Someone else searched for drawings of girls with big boobs which seems to be an example of setting the bar a bit low, considering how many actual photographs of that nature that are available on the Internet.

Someone also searched for webcomics of girls with penises, and I’m sorry that I have to disappoint in that department too.

Some Star Wars-fans with an appreciation for large busts have also appeared. Among their searches were big boobed padme amidala, leia organas boobs and princess leia with big boobs.

I think it’s really amusing to check what people have been searching for to reach a site. It is fun to see how often people seem to be guided in the wrong direction, finding sites that may be polar opposites to the things that they wanted to find. And of course it’s also fun simply because some people do some really strange searches.

Christmas is coming up and I have some present woes. I’m buying presents for my four and a half-year-old niece and it is causing me to ponder a lot.

It’s not really a problem. She’s a lovely little girl and I know things that she likes. It would be easy to find something she would enjoy. But it’s hard to leave it at that because she is one of those people; she is a really girly girl.

There is a certain color scheme here

I want to respect her right to be girly. I want to respect that she likes pink dresses, stories about daft princesses in pink dresses, pink accessories and pink décor in general, make believe tea parties, play stoves and play cleaning equipment, Barbie dolls, Bratz dolls, and so on. I really should respect that. But it’s hard.

I know that she is allowed to like those things. Even though I think women who don’t adhere to feminine stereotypes are more fun, I don’t want to force them to be “manly” or anything. It is her choice and she can like pink princesses if she wants.

But at the same time I feel like maybe it isn’t her choice. Has society just convinced her that she needs to like those things? Would she perhaps enjoy other things more if she was just exposed to them?

I don’t know, and that’s where my woes originate. It’s hard to decide if I should try to initiate some sort of campaign to let her see another world; a world where women don’t have to enjoy cooking, cleaning and being pretty princesses unless they want to. In short, I’m wondering if I should give her toys meant for boys.

I’m not the only one thinking like this; my sister and I have discussed this before and she is totally with me. She thinks that there is just too much pink, too much cute and too much girly stuff in my niece’s life. We’ve talked about buying her things that don’t adhere to those stereotypes. It seems like an easy enough solution.

It seems right too. She’ll still have her pink and ultra-girly stuff; she’ll just have some non-girly stuff as well, so she can choose for herself. But on the other hand I feel like things don’t really work like that for someone that age…

I remember how it is being a child. If she gets things that aren’t what she already likes for Christmas she’ll be disappointed. She probably won’t see them as an opportunity to explore something new.

I guess I’ll have to think about it some more. I want to give her presents that she is happy with now and not just make some misdirected political statement, but at the same time I feel like I should seize the opportunity to show her a direction she might not have considered.

And of course I do realize that I’m thinking too much about it. With the attention span of a typical kid that age it probably won’t really matter in the long run.

I haven’t put up any new posts here for quite a while and I apologize to anyone out there waiting for something new. I’ve been busy and I just haven’t been able to think of anything to write that suits this site.

I will try to write something new soon, but if there are any visitors who have any ideas about what I should write about you are welcome to contact me and tell me.